| The Original Adventure of Mr. Guy |
| The first Mr. Guy story ever written, it is an absolute crock of shit written by me when I was either a highschool freshman or in the 8th grade, but frankly I don't give a shit. It still renders itself relatively amusing. |
| Mr. Guy vs. The Evil Chicken Army |
| Written a year or two after the other, this was my second story. Both were originally school projects, but the ones you see here are of a reasonably higher quality than what I would ever write for a teacher. |
For anyone seeking reference as to Mr. Guy's appearance, he is about 5' tall, and looks like a bunch of round blue bubbles wearing street clothes. He has big ass anime style eyes, a mouth that is invisible unless he eats or yells, and short spikey anime style hair. Why did I tell you all this? To see if anyone was bored enough to read it.